01

part time job FALL 2001: Austen is a Haunt Boy


02

part time job FALL 2002: Austen is a Haunt Boy


03

girl next door 2003: Beau is Dating Maggie Casually

school JUNE 2003: Beau, Mat, John & Hank Graduate High School

school SEPTEMBER 2003: Beau Begins College @ USC

move SEPTEMBER 2003: Beau Moves to the Dorms @ USC

school SEPTEMBER 2003: Mat Begins College @ Stanford

FRESHMAN YEAR: Beau Joins a Fraternity at USC

part time job FALL 2003: Austen is a Haunt Boy


04

summer program SUMMER 2004: Cate Attends an Engineering Program at Cal Poly

part time job FALL 2004: Austen is a Haunt Boy

Early Acceptance SUMMER 2004: Cate Is Accepted to Cal Poly, Not Stanford

Cheater Alert DECEMBER 2004: Cate and Beau Share a Moment and Kiss at a Holiday Thing in Secret


05

new couple alert 2005: Beau Begins Dating Tori

school JUNE 2005: Austen, Cate & Liz Graduate High School

school SEPTEMBER 2005: Liz Begins College @ Stanford

move SEPTEMBER 2005: Liz Moves to the Dorms @ Stanford

school SEPTEMBER 2005: Cate Begins College @ Berkeley

school SEPTEMBER 2005: Austen Begins College @ Community College

part time job FALL 2005: Austen is a Haunt Boy

FRESHMAN YEAR: Liz Joins a Sorority at Stanford

dating 6 MONTHS: Liz Dates Beau's Bestie Cash


06

part time job 2006: Austen is Working Construction

break up 2006: Liz & Cash Split Up

marriage JUNE 2006: Cate & Mat are Married

move JULY 2006: Cate & Mat Move into an Apartment near Stanford

part time job FALL 2006: Austen is a Haunt Boy

CHRISTMAS 2006: Cate & Mat Go to Mexico for Christmas


07

hook up FALL 2007: Austen & Liz Hook Up in Secret

move 2007: Austen Moves Out and Lives with Friends, Junkertown 1

graduation 2007: Beau Graduates from USC

internship 2007: Beau Begins an Internship with Anheuser-Busch

issues 2007: Beau's Travel For his Internship Puts Strain on his Relationship With Tori

cross country move FALL 2007: Cate Moves to Philadelphia with Mat

transfer FALL 2007: Cate Begins Classes @ Temple, Changes Her Major to Accounting

part time job 2007: Cate Begins Working at the Wawa

CHRISTMAS 2007: Cate & Mat Go to Mexico for Christmas


08

life alert SPRING 2008: Liz is Hospitalized with Alcohol Poisoning

2008: Liz is Diagnosed with Panic Disorder & Depression

school 2008: Austen Drops Out

job 2008: Austen Works Construction Full Time

cross country move 2008: Beau Moves to Philadelphia

career move 2008: Beau Begins a Sales Rep Job with a Philly Brewery

side hustle 2008: Austen Works as a Bar-Back at a Gay Bar

life alert 2008: Cate Quietly Suffers A Miscarriage, Doesn't Deal With It Emotionally

ghosted 2008-2009: Austen & Liz are Ghosting Each Other

dating 2008: Austen Starts Dating Jeanny

2008: Cate's Closest Friend in Philly is her Dealer

part time job 2008: Liz Works at Wish&Co

major change 2008: Liz Changes Her Major from Pre-Law to Business

single LATE 2008: Beau Breaks Up With Tori

CHRISTMAS 2008: Cate & Mat Go to Mexico for Christmas


09

slut alert 2009: Beau is Gettin That Dick Wet

OOPS 2009: Cate Secretly Has an Abortion

Separated DECEMBER 2009: Cate & Mat Fight & He Says He Wants to Separate

CHRISTMAS 2009: Cate Comes Home for Christmas without Mat

hook up DECEMBER 2009: Cate & Beau Hook Up for the First Time


10

graduation SPRING 2010: Liz Graduates from Stanford

graduation SPRING 2010: Cate Graduates from Temple

job SUMMER 2010: Liz Begins Working Full Time at Wish&Co

move SUMMER 2010: Cate Moves to NYC to Live with Busy

career move AUGUST 2010: Cate Begins Working for Sotheby's Auction House

move 2010: Liz Moves into her First House with her Roommate Alyssa


11

divorce FEBRUARY 2011: Cate & Mat are Divorced

2011: Cate's Shitty Therapist Prescribes Xanax Instead of More Therapy

cross country move 2011: Cate Moves From NYC to Portland, Oregon

career move 2011: Cate Begins Work in Accounting for Nike

hook up FALL 2011: Cate & Beau Try Long Distance Hooking Up

certification FALL 2011: Austen Works Toward His EMT Certification

career change FALL 2011: Austen Quits Construction and Begins Working as an EMT

hello FALL 2011: Austen Meets Jen at the Hospital


12

life alert JANUARY 2012: Mickey Has A Seizure

rebound JANUARY 2012: Austen and Liz Emotionally Rebound

cross country move 2012: Beau Moves to LA

new couple alert 2012: Cate Begins Long Distance Dating a Hallmark Movie Actor from Vancouver, CA

career move 2012: Beau Opens a Bar with His Friend Dave

bye bye bye SUMMER 2012: Austen Dumps Jeanny Despite Her Down Payment on a Pink Wedding Dress

new couple alert Fall 2012: Liz Begins Dating a Scare Actor at the Haunt (Ethan)

new couple alert Fall 2012: Austen Begins Dating Penny


13

new slug alert 2013: Austen Begins Cheating on Penny With Jen, A Married Woman

2013: Austen Decides He Really Likes Adderall and Over Indulgence

New House 2013: Liz Buys her First House


14

career change 2014: Cate Leaves Nike for Jelly Belly

Move 2014: Cate Moves Back to the Bay

career change 2014: Austen Quits the EMT Life, Haunts Full Time

side hustle 2014: Cate Begins Doing the Books for the Haunt

rekindled SUMMER-FALL 2014: Cate and Mat are Off and On Until They Finally Are Back Together

move FALL 2014: Cate Moves in with Mat

beat down 2014: Jen's Husband Dumps Austen For Jen with his Fists

bye Felicia 2014: Austen Dumps Penny

life alert LATE FALL 2014: Cate Quietly Suffers Another Miscarriage


15

emotional vampire 2015: Austen Begins Dating His Very Own Mat Named Leah

partnership 2015: Liz Pushes for Partnership at Wish&Co

bye bye bye 2015: Liz Dumps Ethan, Whose Dream Was to be The Froyo King of FL

birth OCTOBER 14, 2015: Strider Escalera is Born to Cate and Mat

Fuck Off Forever DECEMBER 2015: Cate Leaves Mat For Good


16

blind date JANUARY 2016: Liz Begins Dating Ben, A Rich Ass Older Guy

new slug alert SPRING 2016: Austen and Liz Kiss on a Double Date with Their Partners, An Affair Starts

vampire shit SUMMER 2016: Austen Tries Ending it with Leah Who Keeps Creating Dramatic Guilt Trips

see ya SUMMER 2016: Liz Dumps Ben to Try Things with Austen

SUMMER 2016: Liz Thinks Austen Should Cool It on the Pills, Austen is like 'Sure'

vampire shit FALL 2016: Leah is Still Hanging On to Austen

FALL 2016: Austen Sets a Personal Record of Not Sleeping for a 56 Hours Straight

life alert NOVEMBER 2016: Austen is in a Huge Motorcycle Accident

life alert DECEMBER 2016: Austen Has Brain Surgery

back devil DECEMBER 2016: Leah is Not To See Austen, He Finally Ends It

New Couple Alert DECEMBER 2016: Liz and Austen Finally Get Together


17

engaged February 14, 2017: Austen Proposes to Liz

birth April 20, 2017: Charlotte Glover is born to RaeJay

marriage Nov 11, 2017: Austen & Liz are Married in Georgia, Honeymoon in France

hook up NOVEMBER 2017: Cate & Beau Hook Up at Austen & Liz's Wedding


18

side hustle January 2018: Liz Starts Home/Style

sell sell sell SUMMER 2018: Austen Sells the Family Haunt

SUMMER 2018: Jason Buys a SmartTV, a Brick Grill and a Cammo Four Wheeler

SUMMER 2018: Jason Flips and Rips the Four Wheeler

career move SUMMER 2018: Austen Begins Working for HHN

birth September 13, 2018: Ripley Glover is Born to Austen and Liz


19

engagement DECEMBER 25, 2019: Beau Proposes to Cate


20

marriage SEPTEMBER 5, 2020: Beau & Cate are Married


21

wedding SEPTEMBER 5, 2021: Beau & Cate have a Big Ass Wedding